Just Detroit Things.

"Milky" (jordanmielke)
06/20/2016 at 21:42 • Filed to: Detroit, Buick, Murder, Homicide, Woodward

Dead body posted to social media first. Poster seems to be more interested in the Buick than the dead person.

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DISCUSSION (47)

TheHondaBro > Milky
06/20/2016 at 21:49

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Milky
06/20/2016 at 21:58

the poster is probably playing facebook detective, trying to figure out who the car owns to to assist in identifying the body.

You know, cause the cops don’t have a way to find that out.

BorkBorkBjork > Milky
06/20/2016 at 22:01

I am not sure what astounds me more; a dead body posted to social media, or that criminals in detroit are so bold that they don’t even bother closing the trunk completely.

Milky > TheHondaBro
06/20/2016 at 22:11

Eh?

Urambo Tauro > BorkBorkBjork
06/20/2016 at 22:11

Kinda seems like the criminal(s) wanted the body to be found ...or maybe they were just in a huge hurry to get out of there, and failed to conceal the body completely. I dunno.

Milky > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
06/20/2016 at 22:11

Nah breh, Rip Mek Mike is just trying to be helpful.

Milky > BorkBorkBjork
06/20/2016 at 22:12

Well while parts of Detroit are becoming nice, most of Detroit is, uh ... still Detroit.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Milky
06/20/2016 at 22:15

without concern to the family who could very well find out their loved one was killed via social media, rather than the police.

BorkBorkBjork > Urambo Tauro
06/20/2016 at 22:17

Or Maybe....

Kinja'd!!!

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Milky
06/20/2016 at 23:02

It does look fairly clean for a michigan car

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Milky
06/20/2016 at 23:23

There are times where I think Detroit really needs Robocop to happen.

BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE > Milky
06/21/2016 at 00:10

And I thought Memphis was bad...

Milky > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
06/21/2016 at 10:48

Nah we good fam.

In 2016 Detroit had its lowest number of criminal homicides in 40 years, and as of 2015, Detroit has the second highest murder rate in the United States.

e36Jeff now drives a ZHP > Milky
06/29/2016 at 20:42

The total number of homicides is only dropping because they killed off so many people its now difficult to find someone to kill.

TrannyAmmy > Milky
06/30/2016 at 09:11

C’mon, dude’s just taking a nap, leave him alone!

JimmySage > Milky
06/30/2016 at 09:27

SWEET...an abandoned, apparently free Buick with the unkillable 3800 V6. Gotta head over to Travelocity and book my flight...

WebOSlives > BorkBorkBjork
06/30/2016 at 09:28

It would also not surprise me if they could not get that last arm to fit. Some of those trunks were smaller than you initially realize and when it’s crunch time and you have a corpse you need to hide, it’s a bad time to find that out the hard way.

Also strange that the news site blurred the arm. I would understand a face or a bloody mess, but it was just an arm.

Jay Rock > e36Jeff now drives a ZHP
06/30/2016 at 09:33

That, and the fact that everyone just keeps leaving.

Jesus Presley > BorkBorkBjork
06/30/2016 at 10:17

It’s an old Buick, the trunk latch is fucked up.

chris-sjbmx > Jay Rock
06/30/2016 at 10:41

Well, that and the fact that we’re only halfway through 2016. Detroit has lots of room to work with!

HiramJahoovafatJr > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
06/30/2016 at 10:48

Kinja'd!!!

HiramJahoovafatJr > Milky
06/30/2016 at 10:52

Maybe this didn’t work as planned?

Kinja'd!!!

Milky > HiramJahoovafatJr
06/30/2016 at 11:12

I think you have to be alive to use them. Serious design flaw.

BringBackTheCommodore > JimmySage
06/30/2016 at 11:24

Might require a bit of cleaning after purchase.

lingenfelter > Milky
06/30/2016 at 11:48

Back to the drawing board. Recalls and additional standard equipment forthcoming...

sklooner > Milky
06/30/2016 at 11:48

come on step up your game

sklooner > Milky
06/30/2016 at 11:49

He’s just pining for the fjords, they have those in Detroit don’t they ?

RMCjr > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
06/30/2016 at 12:06

Just to follow up on that thought: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-inter…

SilverBRADo totaled his beigeslushboxmatrix > Milky
06/30/2016 at 12:09

“They found the body of a man in the truck, and signs of trauma to the body!”

Wow, Einstein, I wonder if it was foul play.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Milky
06/30/2016 at 12:21

Soon on Detroit Craigslist:

FS
Buick Regal 2001
Slight odor
$2500 OBO

Milky > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
06/30/2016 at 12:31

Some stains around car.

No low ballers, I know what I have.

badspellingchecker > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
06/30/2016 at 12:33

There are times when I see pictures from Detroit and think who saw the future and nailed it in Robocop.

Then I think of this quote by the Detroit city planners “I have a vision in my head and with every decision I close my eyes and think will this decision bring me closer to my vision of a Robocop in Detroit, and if so and only if so I will approve it.”